People Are Dumb

In THE RANT by The Ajland

Well, hello there. As tomorrow is Remembrance Day in Canada, I will be skipping Frisky Friday tomorrow and resume original broadcasting next week. While it has become blatant that my blog niche has somehow developed into sex & relationships – sometimes I need a good ol’ rant. I was kind and threw in some comical stories to make us all feel better about ourselves. The rest is just short and it’s angry. Happy reading!

TL; DR:

People are dumb.

DOUCHEBAG KIDS

Kids are assholes. Not all kids, but many kids. Without getting spammed, I’ve used variations of the username ‘RockyLovesEmily’ forever. I got absolutely roasted for it by a bunch of twelve year olds the other night while playing Call of Duty. Apparently I’m a twat and the movie I’m referencing in my user name is as old as my mom’s tits? I donno, kids are fucking savage. Parents, there’s an important lesson to be learned here… and that would be that Three Ninjas is the best movie ever and your kids are the real twats.

epileptic TEXTS

People that send three sentences over 8 messages – what in the fuck are you doing? Condense your fucking text messages. Do you know how annoying a phone going “DING DING DING… DING DING” is? Probably not because normal people don’t do it. Stop pressing SEND before you’re done your story for fucks sakes.

AT LEAST IT ISN’T YOU…

Had a one night stand.
She was actually really cute and she got up to leave so I just said lock the door behind you because super hungover.
So finally I make my way out of bed and she had taken all of the food in my house along with my blender like how the fuck did you pull this off?!

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING?

YOUR CAR HAS FUCKING TURN SIGNALS SO FUCKING USE THEM WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING GOING THAT WAY.

It is the laziest, most fucking retarded thing people do when people don’t bother to signal. Do you have any idea how many people die due to car accidents and your dumb ass is driving around like it’s the fucking Purge out here. Get your shit together.

JUST TRYING TO MERGE. FUCK ME, RIGHT?

While we’re discussing driving douchebags… Shoutout to assholes that see your blinker and will speed up to not let you merge, not only into a lane, but especially getting onto the highway. Like “Oh, you’re right! I would much rather run into the wall, thanks!”

AND The driver with the right-of-way waving me on…

No you go motherfucker. In the time you took to wave me on, you could’ve just went. That’s what I expected you to do from the beginning. Traffic works best when everything goes as expected. That’s why we have fucking driving rules. Instead, now we’re just sitting here waving at each other like assholes.

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION

I feel like this year was the 2016 Oppression Olympics. People are fighting over who has “the right” to wear (insert literally anything) and who has been oppressed more. Why do people not understand that others liking your culture enough to adopt some of it is a compliment? Not every instance of cultural exchange = “cultural appropriation.” I wish I had all the free time you guys do to call out everybody on the internet.

AT LEAST IT ISN’T YOU…

I met a girl at a show that my band was playing at.
Went back to her place, had sex 3 or 4 times that night, then fell asleep at probably 7am.
I wake up at about 9am, completely disoriented, and hear her boyfriend kissing her saying “Mmm, looked like you guys had fun last night!”
He was apparently watching us the entire time. I didn’t even know she had a roommate..

CHECK THE FACTS

Then we have the election… I’m not going to get into what side I was rooting for nor is it important. The rant is towards those who don’t bother to fact check what they share and this was extremely evident in the past 24 hours. Most of my newsfeed was filled with geniuses posting statuses citing satirical blogs or photoshopped images without bothering to google whether the information is actual FACT. When did it become the norm to accept article headlines at face value without bothering to read the actual story? Spreading misinformation is not only fear mongering but can be extremely dangerous. A lot of Canadians commenting on the election as of recent truly have no idea of politics and are simply running with what sensationalized headlines told them. Why are you arguing your points when you don’t even know what the electoral college or popular vote are? Go home, Roger.

On that note, I hope a lot of Canadians have learned from our neighbour what can happen if you don’t vote. There is no reversal or re-vote. If you don’t take the time to make your decision heard then you can’t say a word when you don’t like the outcome. Many Vancouverites will spend all this time complaining on Daily Hive articles when they didn’t bother to vote in our last election. Hey, idiots – Don’t like the bike lanes? Vote. Foreign investor shit bugging you? Vote. Get educated on our policies and what change you want so when the time comes, you can make an informed decision. Vote or shut the fuck up.

RANT OVER.

That’s it, that’s all, folks. Leave a comment on what irritates you. Have a great long weekend!