It isn’t easy trying to come up with blog posts all the time focused on sex like some modern day Dr. Sue. This week I had to turn to my audience. I asked my friends what they wanted to know when it comes to getting down & dirty. Read below for this Frisky Friday’s edition dedicated to Sex Q&A. I’ve also provided some stories I scavengered far and wide online for you to feel better about your confusion. Don’t say I never gave you anything.
Q. How do you convince her to let you finish anywhere and everywhere?
“Where do you want me to come?”
Durr…. The best tip I can ever give anyone in regards to sex is communicating with your partner. People aren’t mind readers. If you want to come on your girls face, ask. What’s that random quote with Michael Jackson about shots you take or whatever? Don’t be a bitch.
Q. AFTER HOW MANY DATES SHOULD I PUT OUT?
I would generally say before you meet them is too soon. Ha! Everyone’s different. There are no rules for this. It’s not so much about the slut factor that you might want to wait – it’s more that sex can make you feel like you’re a whole lot more compatible then you are due to the emotional attachment girls can get.
At the same time, remember that having a sexually compatible partner can be very important. As such, if you have sex for the first time 3 months into dating and you find out he’s into getting anal fisted – you might be regretting holding out in hopes of him seeing you’re serious about a relationship.
Q. HOW TO HAVE SEX WITHOUT CATCHING FEELINGS?
I have no idea how to break this one down for you, but it comes down to compartmentalizing your feelings. Some people view sex as an emotional expression and some see it as a physical act of pleasure. In that sense, they can disconnect the emotion. You would have to make sure the emotion doesn’t exist in any aspect of your relationship whether it be the physical or mental. If you’re asking this due to a rebound situation, please refer to Phase 4 in this post.
If all else fails, masturbation is the key to success. Love yo damn self.
Q. WHAT TO SAY AND NOT TO SAY DURING SEX?
Some girls like to be called dirty whores and some like to be called good girls. This leaves a pretty open field for things you can say within the bedroom walls. Girls love to be praised and I’m sure guys would like to hear they’re doing a good job too. If all else fails, go with, “I am the captain now”.
Q. WHEN TO BRING UP ANAL? / How to convince her on the anal if she says no?
As I mentioned in my last post, nobody believes the ‘wrong hole’ trick. Nobody.
Your best bet would probably be to either ask her in the heat of the moment or see how she feels with your hands first. If you ask your girlfriend in the middle of a TV show – she’ll probably say no. Some girls might be okay with trying it, but have a preconceived notion that they may be a slut for wanting to try it. She may need you to lead the way here.
If your girl said no and it’s because she doesn’t like anal – it’s probably going to stay a no. If you don’t like anal, nobody is going to convince you otherwise.
Q. Does it add to your number count if the dick was tiny?
If it went inside you, your body count went up. Sorry, girlfriend.
Q. What’s the best way to ask your wife/girlfriend/side piece for head?
A closed mouth gathers no open mouths.
Heat up the situation before you ask for some attention down under. Nobody is going to be in the mood if you’re playing video games and look over saying “Can you give me some head?”
Since all girls loved 50 Shades so much, I’d go with grabbing her by the hair and saying you want her mouth on you. Hope it has a happy ending!
That’s it, that’s all, folks. Leave me a comment on what questions you have!